SBA Awards Results Show

Here's the award show transcript for those unlucky enough to miss it! That includes me and i was gutted because it looked like you all had fun.
Congrats to everyone involved and thank you to those who voted for me, im ecstatic about my wins. Ta Malin for my speech, very moving!x
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*Big musical intro, camera pans across audience - you're all there in your gorge dresses, with your handsome ballers clapping politely*

Voice over man: Please welcome your host Lucy!

*More clapping, Cesc wolf whistles, I take the stage*

Thank you, thank you! And welcome to the very first Spanish Baller Appreciation award ceremony! Twenty of our most dedicated members have voted for each other and various sexy ballers in a wide variety of fun categories. If you win, don't forget to take to the stage and give a speech. And if you don't win then smile through gritted teeth and pray your baller gets the better of their baller in the coming season :D

To present our first award, please welcome to the stage... Enrique Iglesias!

*More claps, Steph wolf whistles*

Enrique: Here are the nominees for my favourite category 'Dirtiest SBAer'

Blue, MG, Gina, Steph



And the winner is...MG *speech*”Well Id just like to thank all of you who voted for me very much - I think!!

It wasn't a difficult award for me to win cos what you see is what you get with me really!

Now if you'll excuse me for a minute Sendys not quite sure why I won so Im just taking him to the bathroom to show him!!”

Ahem! Thank you Enrique and Moonie :D

And to present the next award, please welcome everyone's favourite Spanish baller... Raul!

*Camera shoots to Raul who quickly throws cookie packet behind the stage as he walks on*

Raul: And the nominees for Most Romantic SBAer are...

Gina, Venice, Pavi, Malin, Freya, & Moonie



And the winner is……Malin*speech* *Clears throat*

I'm quite stunned, and touched here actually. Or short of breath, but that's not my fault. *winks at Nando*

It's easy to be romantic when you spend each day with the most amazing man. *meets Nandos eyes*
I knew from the start that it would be you.
*walks of a bit tearyeyed*

Thank you Raul and Malin.

To present our next award, please welcome the hot guy from the La Tortura video whose name I have forgotten! (Alejandro Sanz)

*Applause*

Hot guy: And the nominees for Most Cynical SBAer are... Moonie, Erin, Steph, MXA, Venice





And the winner is…… Steph*speech* *checks to see if diamonds on award are real and is sadly disappointed* Omg, you guys, I wasn't expecting this, being so cynical and all. I don't know how proud of this I am, but I'll take it! umm, i would like to thank lucy for putting up a category that i was sure to nab! I would also like to thank everyone that didn't vote for me. For all that did,….. that was very rude! I would also like to apologize to Bojan, I'm sorry babe, but this is just what you're gonna have to deal with.
*blows kisses and heads off stage*

*musical performance by Juanes!*





he next award is for Most Likely to Marry a Footballer! And to present it, a footballer - please show your appreciation for Iker Casillas!

*Iker gets standing ovation*

Iker: Thank you ladies! *Winks at camera* And the nominees for Most Likely to Marry a Footballer are.. .Aoife, Freya, Lucy, Venice, Bri, MXA , Laura, Malin

And the winner is…… Venice*speech* I would like to thank my dear fellow Kickettes for deciding I was the most WAGalicious among them, which is a great compliment...I think. Eligible bachelors, I'll be taking applications at the party after the awards.

Thank you Venice and Iker!

Please welcome Wimbledon champion Rafael Nadal to present the next award!

*Applause*

Rafa: Gracias.. graci.. erm, can you stop that Lucy? Thank you.. and the nominees for Most Creative SBAer are... Gina, Venice, Callie, Lucy, MG, Steph



And the winner is…… tied! Venice, Callie, & Gina*speech*Ginas: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Moonie for coming up with a brill game that means I can show my creative streak. Of course, all you other girls help too, all your items certainly provide a challenge! Thank you all , I love you! *blows kisses*
David, a big thanks has to go to you as well. You've helped me hone a creative streak of a different kind. *winks at him*

Venices: OK, thanks to all of you Kickettes for being so inspiring. This award is dedicated to all of you great women and your chosen ballers.

Thank you girls, and Rafa ;-) and to present the next award please put your hands together for... Pepe Reina!

*Applause*

Pepe: I think I know why they chose me to present this next award! The nominees for Most Likely To Cheer You Up When You're Down are…Blue, Aoife , Lucy, Moonie, Callie, Pavi, Gina, VillaBaby, Venice, MXA, Laura



Pepe: And can I say that with so many lovely ladies being nominated in this category it just goes to show it isn't just one of you who cheers people up, it's all of you, so well done and let me give you all a big kiss!




*An hour passes*






And the winner is……Pavi *speech*Oh wow I feel honoured to win this category! Thank you to everyone who voted for me! *big hugs all around* I think you girls are all so wonderful and I'm so happy that I can put a smile on your face when you're down!!

*Musical performance by Enrique Iglesias*



Thank you Enrique!

To present the next award, put your hands together for Gael Garcia Bernal!

*Steph faints, Bojan has to take the water from Metze and revive her*

Gael: Good evening everyone... and the nominees for Most Likely To Trample Over The Other SBAers To Get To Her Baller are... Erin, Gina, Moonie, Steph, MXA, Venice, Pau



And the winner is……Gina*speech* Oh my! I don't know whether to be proud or insulted about this award! I'll go for proud, because lets face it, if I get rewarded with Villa's hip dips, there's nothing in the world that will stop me getting to them. Just know that I'll be calling the ambulances as I trample girls, I love you all really!

Gael: I am staying on stage to present the next award too - LEAST Likely To Trample The Other SBAers To Get Their Baller! The nominees are...Laura, VillaBaby, Lucy, Venice, Smurfette, Volleygirl, Freya, Pavi, Pau, Erin, Gina



And the winner is……Venice*speech* Thank you girls! I'm more than happy to share the hotness with you. As they say in the US&A: bros before hoes!

Thank you Gina, Venice and Gael!

And please welcome to join me here on stage... Mr Fernando Torres!

*Wild applause, Malin beams*

Fernando: I'm here to present the award for Most Likely To Make Me Ditch Olalla. The nominees are... Steph, Malin, Freya

And the winner is, of course, my Malin!

Nando: Malin my love, of course I will ditch Olalla for you! *Malin runs on stage to embrace her man*

Malin Speech: *teary eyed again* I'm really really flattered by all this support, truly. Thank you so much to everyone.

Thank you you two *hugs both Nando and Malin*

To present the next award it's... randomly.... Steven Gerrard!

*Applause whilst Pool girls chant Stevie's song*

Stevie: Eeeeeerm and the nominees for Most Dedicated Stalker of Spanish Ballers are... Lucy, Pavi, Aoife, Laura, Lynx, Gina, Steph



And the winner is……Laura-*Malin accepts award on behalf of Laura* *fights off Nandos embrace to get on stage*

Hello everyone! *Gives Stevie a look of appreciation, then realises he isn't spanish*

Since Laura couldn't be here today, I'm here to take it for her. I'm sure I speak for every single one here when I say how grateful we all are for the fantastic work Laura does with her blog. One of the very few being able to beat Kickette herself to the juicy stuff! I was told to be "suitably dramatic" when accepting her prize, however I haven't decided what would work. My suggestion was to flash my underwear, and since she didn't complain, that is what I'll do.
For the sake of the arts!
*Lifts dress to show red panties with "snake charmer" written on*

Love to you all!

*Another musical performance from Enrique Iglesias*

Please welcome to the stage Christoph Metzelder!

*Camera pans down to the audience at god knows what's going on with Blue, The Ramos, Minty, Ali, MG, Sendy, Pavi, Smurfette and Metze, but Metze struggles free and makes his way to the stage*

Metze: *coughs and straightens his suit* These are the nominees for Friendliest SBAer... Volleygirl, Laura, Lucy, Gina, Moonie, Blue, Pavi



And the winner is……Pavi*speech* *gives all the SBAers a hug on my way up to the stage and then gives Metze a huge kiss*
Thank you so much!! I don't really know what to say but you girls are so awesome it's not hard to be friendly with you all!! Congrats on being the runner up Lucy! I love you all!!!
*drags Metze off the stage to go celebrate my award*

Cesc: Lucy has been carried off by another man *humpf* so I am to continue to present the show until she comes back. Please welcome my best friend - Philippe Senderos!

*Applause and wolf whistles from a certain someone*

Sendy: Thank you Cesc! Bonjour! Hello! I can say that in four other languages too, you know! Here are the nominees for Most Likely To Perv Over an Underage Baller... MXA, Erin, Moonie, Lucy, Steph, Freya, Gina, Aoife



And the winner is……Steph*speech* First off, I would like to thank Bojan, because without him, winning this award would have been impossible. Hey babe, if it weren't for you and your incredible hotness, i wouldn't be standing here. Second I would like to thank all of the SBAers for feeling bad about perving over someone so young, leaving all the underage oogling to me! It wasn't much of a chore. Umm, I would also like to thank future underage prospects for me to oogle over, I'd be happy to do it, but Bojan will always be my Numero Uno! *gets off stage and gives Bojan a big Kiss*

Thank you Sendy and Steph!

Next on stage to present an award is David Silva! And don't worry David, you don't have worry about accidentally 'bumping' into Poldi here, he's safely locked up in my dressing room ;-)

*Applause for David as he takes to the stage*

David: I am pleased to be here this evening, even though I've lost Pau and am pining over Gina. Anyway, the nominees for Most Obsessive Over Their Baller are... Moonie, MXA, Malin, Freya, Pavi, Lose That Girl, Bri, Laura, Gina, Steph, Lynx



And the winner is……Tie! MXA, MG, & Freya*MG’s Speech* Really - obsessive - me?????

Ok well Id just like to say to my hubby:

'In the confusion and the aftermath, you are my signal fire'

Probably only Pavi will understand it but its brought a tear to Sendys eye!!! lol



We're going to move on because there are still loads of awards left, so if MG posts a speech after this post, that's fine!

Thank you David, and now let's hear it for the other David! Mr Villamelon himself!

*The Davids embrace as Silva leaves and Villa takes the stage*

David: I am here to present the award for Most Influencial SBAer. The nominees are... Pavi, Lucy, Gina, Moonie, Laura, Venice, Steph



And the winner is……Lucy*speech* I just want to say thank you to everyone who voted for me, I know who you are (and aren't mwhaha) I've said it before but the SBA wouldn't exist without you girls who post in here... pretty much every day, so thank you! Also thanks to all the sexy ballers out there who we perv over... pretty much every day :D I like to think I am influencial in here, mainly because if I wanted to, I could delete this thread - doesn't get more powerful than that! But seriously, I don't think I'm that influencial so it's nice that you do. Love you all *mwah*



Anyway on with the show!

Our next presenter is.... The Ramos!

*The Ramos strides onto the stage having changed into a flashier bright yellow suit for the occasion*

The Ramos: Hola chicas!! The nominees for Most Likely To Tame The Ramos are... MXA, Aoife, Pavi, Ali, Bri



And the winner is……Pavi*speech* Well since I still love The Ramos I should be quite proud of this award. I hope to tame him one day and I believe there's hope for him yet! At least I know that Ali will always be there to help me out...here's to you twinsie *raises a toast*!!

Thank you Pavi and The Ramos!

To present the next award, it's Xabi Alonso!

*Applause and wolf whistles*

Xabi: Thank you for your wild welcomes, I see you Venice, shaking that ass. Here are the nominations for Wittiest SBAer... Venice, Ali, Lucy,
MXA, Callie, Gina, Pau, Moonie, Laura



And the winner is……Moonie*speech* Yay another one!! *feels so proud*

Id just like to thank you all for being kind enough to think im being funny when most of the time im actually just drunk and a special mention to El Freckle for giving me such excellent material to work with!!!

*falls off stage and is caught by hubby who raises his eyes to the heavens as he realises where the nights heading*

Thank you Moonie and Xabi!

The next award is for Most Likely to Do Cesc Fabregas... and here he is to present it!

*Cesc takes the stage, much clapping*

Cesc: And the nominees are... Sarah, Lucy, Gina, Ali



And the winner is……Lucy*speech* I'm happy that about half of the SBA recognise my love for Cesc and his usually delish arms and general prettiness. Of course I share most of the time with the gorgeous Sarah and I don't think he minds - hopefully she doesn't either! Love you Cesc! And love you all for voting! *Drags Cesc off stage for celebrations*

*Musical performance by Shakira*



Right I'm back, and so is the next presenter - it's Iniesta!

*Claps for Gina's man*

Iniesta: The nominees for Most Likely To Make You Laugh Out Loud are...Steph, Blue, Callie, Moonie, Gina, MXA



And the winner is……Moonie*speech* *walks painfully to the stage due to stubble rash on inner thigh - damn these shaven headed men!!*

Aww thank you girls and Mr Iniesta - who has just reminded me Ive left the car headlights on!!



Winners (to speed things up, and because Lucy ran out of presenters :S!)

Laura- Least likely to fancy a ManU player

Moonie-Least likely to be reduced to a gooey mess by Iker

Laura-Most knowledgeable on football matters

MXA-Most Likely to sleep with CRon

Venice-Least Likely to change their FF

MXA-most likely to lick Xabi’s knees

Pau/Freya- Most Innocent SBAer

Moonie- Least likely to be seduced by El Freckle

Moonie-Least likely to sing the Torres Song

MXA-Most likely to go off topic

MXA-most sarcastic

MXA-most likely to attack their favorite baller’s WAG

Lucy-Most cheerful SBAer

Steph-Least likely to feel The Ramos love

Gina- Most likely to take Spanish lessons





Ok first up!

Sexiest Spanish Baller...
Winner: Iker

Runner up: Nando, Villa, Xabi

Other Nominees: Silva, The Ramos, Minty, Cesc





Sexiest Non Spanish Baller
Winner: Metz

Runner up: Stevie G

Other Nominees: Cannavaro, Joe Hart, Michael Ballack, Quaresma, Sendy, Thierry Henry, Roque Santa Cruz, Carlos Bocanegra, Robin van Persie, Luca Toni, CRon, Milan Baros, Danny Agger




Most Popular Spanish Baller
Winner: Iker

Runner up: Nando

Other Nominees: The Ramos, Raul, Villa Xabi





Most Provocative Hip Dips
Winner:Villa

Runner up: The Ramos

Other Nominees: Nando





Sexiest Spanish Arms
Winner:The Ramos

Runner up: VV, Iker

Other Nominees: Villa, Xabi, Raul, Nando,Cesc





Most Talented Spanish Baller
Winner:Nando

Runner up: Iker

Other Nominees: Cesc, Silva, Villa, Pepe





Best Spanish Thighs
Winner: Nando, The Ramos

Runner up: VV, Xabi, Raul, Silva




Best Spanish Moment of Euro 2008


Winner: Various players holding the trophy/winning


Runner up: Man love celebrations, Nando's final goal


Other Nominees: Drunk Pepe, Iker's last pen save against Italy, Pen shoot out v Italy, Aragones getting tossed in the air, Iker in his pants/drunk Villa video, Silva headbutting Podolski, Playing in the rain, Xabi as captain, Silva's goal against Russia







Most Sexy When Speaking Spanish
Winner: Nando

Runner up: Iker

Other Nominees: The Ramos, VV, Raul







Most Sexy When Speaking English
Winner: Xabi

Runner up: Nando

Other Nominees: Cesc





Best Sex Face


Winner:Villa

Runner up: Iker, The Ramos

Other Nominees: Minty, Raul, Nando, Cesc, Juanito





Best Manlove Baller 'Couple'
Winner: Sernando

Runner up: The Davids

Other Nominees: Nando/Villa, Iker/Villa, Minty/Real Madrid Team





Best Hair
Winner: Xabi

Runner up: Villa, The Ramos

Other Nominees: Cesc, VV, De La Red, Iker, Silva, Nando



Worst Dressed Spanish Baller
Winner: The Ramos

Runner up: Iker

Other Nominees: Nando, Bojan, Villa, Minty, Puyol



Ok the LAST award (this has been going for 8 hours now)

Best Dressed Spanish Baller
Winner: Xabi

Runner up: Silva

Other Nominees: Cesc, The Ramos, Minty, Nando, Raul, Iker, Luis Garcia, Pepe