Steph's definitive guide to Real's underage hotties.

Having read that a number of Real's Castilla (second team/reserves) were joining the first team at their preseason training in Austria i felt it was my duty to you fine SBAers to investigate their potential and vet them before possible promotion to the Really Hot Madrid first team. Unfortunately my underage perving skills are not exensive (i wasn't even nominated)so i gladly passed the baton on to our inhous expert and currently holder of the 'Most likely to perv on an underage baller' SBA title 2008, Miss Stephanie.
Over to our perving reporter.
Did i say perving? i meant to say roving..
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Real Madrid’s second team, known as Real Madrid’s Castilla has produced some of the Finest Real Madrid players we know, and I’m certainly not talking about skill. Of course, to be a player for Los Blancos you have to have a lot of talent, so that is a given, but over the years many hot ballers have come up from the youth ranks to bloom into full on hotties. You all know who I’m talking about, the likes of Miguel Torres, Iker Casillas, Ruben de la Red, and even the God of Spanish football himself, Raul. They are a team known for their looks as well as their on pitch presence. So the point of all this, is four players from the Castilla have been training with the Real Madrid first team. They are Chema Antón, Daniel Parejo, Felipe Ramos, and Juanmi Callejon and I am here to investigate the hotness! After some serious research, this is what I have concluded:



I’ll start out slow, the first there, is Chema Anton. He is 19 years old and a defender. He was born in Alicante, Spain on March 19, 1989. For me, he is just a normal looking guy. He is by no means ugly, but there isn’t anything spectacular about him that stands out. If I saw him in a bar, I don’t think I would give a second thought to him. Overall, I give him 3/5, just average



This is Daniel Parejo. He was born on April 16, 1989 (19 years old) in Madrid and is a defender. I think the pictures says it all. When the baller I think of when I see you is Tevez, you know there is a problem. I would run away if I saw him in a bar, but because I’m feeling generous today, and he is Spanish I will give him a .5/5!



This is Felipe Ramos, aka Felipe. I had a hard time finding a good pic of this man, but this is the best I came up with (courtesy of Gina). He is a goalkeeper who was born in Madrid on January 10, 1988 (20 years old). He reminds me of goofy. I could see him being a really good guy friend, but never a boyfriend or anyone I would fantasize about, just someone I could have a good laugh with. Again, he’s not Daniel Parejo bad, but not one of our future Spanish hotties either. I give him a 2.5 rating.



I saved the best for last. This is Juanmi Callejon (the one on the left) and his twin brother Jose. He is a Midfielder for the Castilla, and was born in Motril, Granando, Spain on February 11, 1987 (21 years old). Juanmi is a combination of his first two names, Juan and Miguel. I wasn’t fully convinced at first, even with the twin, but I am now thoroughly happy to accept him (and his bro) as a future hottie of the bernabeau (or anywhere else if he isn’t lucky enough to stay). He has Laura’s seal of approval and he now has mine! I could definitely go for a guy like him. I give him 4.5/5 on the scale. He is definatley the hottest player of the Castilla and I can’t wait to see more from him.

And with that, I will leave you all with one more Castilla player to contemplate.



This is Pedro Mosquero. He is from A Coruña, Spain and is a midfielder. He is 20 years old and I definitely see some potential here, maybe even a slight Iker resemblance? I’ll leave this one up to you ladies to deliberate.
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Thanks a million for that Steph i hope it wasn't too much hard work!
If anyone else has an article they'd like to write for SBAGL then go for it.. it means less work for me!