MG's Scenario game results Part 1

Gina Footballers wedding, Xabi, Salad tongs
I really don't have a clue where the salad tongs come into the football wedding of
the year :S This is bound to be rubbish...
Maybe I can use them as a starting point for the conversation lol. 'Hey, salad tongs
were my wedding present to them, think of your own please.'

Oooh no, I've got it. This is the part where I'm glad I watch Friends! I could offer
to give him a full body massage, but seeing as MXA has banned me from touching his knees, I use the salad tongs instead LOL!!! Sorry MXA, but I'll be getting very hands on for the rest of him ;)

Venice Salon, VV, Sleeping bag
Victor Valdes is insanely jealous of Íker and his incredible performances. Why do his
look so pale in comparison? what does this guy have that I dont? how does he do it?
He's read about about Íker's bright orange kit and how it supposedly scares off the
strikers. That's it! he goes. Scare is the word!
"I want one of those", he goes to the manager. "Lol, dude are you stupid? You think the bright orange kit will make you Saint Íker? I have better ways to spend my money, like burning it", the manager laughs it off.
But Victor is plagued by this idea of manning up. OMG what do I do? How do I become, grrrr, scary? I look like the underage gardener from Desperate Housewives.
Ribery is super scary but argh that scar is too much.
Agger tattoos are fearsome, but Victor can't handle much pain.
I got it, he screams! I'll shave my head.

He struts in my salon and says, off with it!!! in an authoritative way. The head, I ask?
Um no dude the hair, he replies rolling his eyes.
Is it OK? I ask after I'm done.
Is it scary? he goes.
Ooooh it's Super Scary!!! I wink and Victor's super pleased.

The business is slow and I doze off by the end of the day, only to be awaken by the
hysterical banging on the door of my now closed salon. I open up and see VV in tears,
panting. Help me please, he goes. What's wrong I ask.
I was just about to enter my house buy my WAG saw me through the window and thought I was an escaped convict and started yelling she'll call the police and sent them super scary dobermans after me. I barely escaped. What if my friends react the same? I thought I should come here since you were the only one who knew of my new hair. Can I crash here tonight?
Hm, I think to myself. This might not be such a bad idea after all. He is so super scary
now he can watch over my salon.
Sure. Here's a sleeping bag, the floor's very comfy.
I even tuck him in.
Pity sex? he asks his eyes as wide as saucers.
Lol dude, not when I got Íker upstairs.
I chuckle quietly as I leave the salon accompanied by a horrified NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo...!!!

MG Ghost train, Minty, Black felt tip
Ahhhh! so Minty and I are on the ghost train its very dark and scary so obviously I have to sit on his knee and bury my face in his (very tanned) chest!

EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK! a werewolf!!! Oh no sorry its just Villa in another carriage! Panic over!

Blimey im so hot on here I can feel my clothes just sliding off and Mintys obviously
feeling it too - his white shirt and trousers are so wet theyve gone see through!

Damn these tiny carriages theres so little room and im sitting on the steering knob -
oh no perhaps im not!!!!

Finished already damn I think I need another ride!

and I wonder who wrote 'Moonie was ere' in black felt tip all over poor Minty???


Pavi Ghost train, David V, Black silk hot pants
I'm on the ghost ride with Villa and it's scary so I'm sitting very close to him.

I look over and see Moonie and Minty getting hot and heavy so I start kissing Villa.

I climb onto his lap and we start making out and it’s very intense.

I see the light at the end of the tunnel so I go to get off Villa and I realize my pants
are off and I’m wearing only my black silk hotpants.

It's not very sexual and a bit lame but at least I tried.

MXA Salon, The Ramos, Scouring brush
Ok, so The Ramos struts into MXA's salon asking for his usual wash and blow dry. As he's led to the basin and laid back ready to have those long lock's de-greased I noticed he has scratches along his neckline. Not wanting to intrude and knowing of his sexual antic's I ignore the marks and get to scrubbing his head.

Once he has clean and fresh smelling hair, as apossed to the sweat and skank smell that was leaking from his roots, I take him over to the mirror ready to dry him. As he sit's down and his short's rise I noticed more scratches on his knees. Now I have to ask what his been up to. So The Ramos lets out a deep sigh and tells me his story.

The Ramos: "Well you see, it's all Nando's fault!! he moved away to Engerrrland and left me with no play mates. So I've been throwing myself into the world of women. Luckily the can't get enough of the stupd muffin that I am, but it can get tiring ya know?! Anyway the kid can't get enough of my wild stories, he get's so excited hearing of my new conquest. But now we're here and I;m so busy with training and trying to avoid Luis touching me up, I havn't had thetime or the energy to pick up women. Soo, I used a scouring brush to make it look like I'd had a wild session last night and so El Freckle will still look up to me and think I'm a sex god!!

Poor Mr Sergio, such a hard life being one so hot. As I finish his blow dry and offer him a quick boob grab to cheer him up he slips the tea girl his number and leave the shop with a flick of his new shiny hair and a quick finger gun in the mirror.

Laura Beach bbq, Cesc and Alex's hooker shoes
Ok.. sorry if this is horrendous
Right so im at a beach BBQ and its on Caldy beach which is where all the local ballers live so its no surprise to see a few here too. Any I fancy? Oo yeah stevie is here!.. but alex is here too darn. Well I’ll just mingle then, its getting darker and after a few beers everyone will look fab anyway!
Time for marshmallows! But ive got nothing to hold them over the fire with :S I look around for something. ‘Let me’ says an accented voice who takes my marshmallow and spears it on the 6 inch heel of a shoe and holds it over the fire. Its Cesc Fabregas, typical off my luck! Where are all the hot Merseyside Spaniards? We chat anyhow and he is quite sweet and I must be pretty wasted by now because im having an urge to lick the bits of marshmallow on his cheek.. SO I DO (Im being adventurous SBAers). He responds rather too positively and I have to tell him to cool it because he is nowhere near the top of my SBA finest 5!
‘Oh sorry’ he says looking aghast and when I propose a bit of heavy petting in exchange for Iker’s phone number and a good reference he quickly accepts! Young men, so easy! I can’t wait to make a date with a real Spanish man ;)

VG

Iker and I decided to see a movie as sort of belated birthday , it's been so long since we went out like this, lets just say we were, well, busy celebrating otherwise. ;o) I let him pick the movie and so as always when men picking the movie, I got bored. He on the other hand was filling his mouth with popcorn and had eyes only for the movie. Not used to being neglected, my hand accidentally landed on his knee but Iker was again too busy to notice.
Being a bit annoyed, my hand slowly made its way upwards. Unbuttoning his trousers, he began to pay me a bit more attention and suddenly we found ourselves quite comfortable on the back seats. Luckily the movie was loud and we were the only one in the back row so we could really seize the moment. We were slowly getting towards our khm, lets just call it happy time as we suddenly heard wolf wistles coming from the audio/video room above us. We were really embarassed so we got dressed as quick as possible and head home.

A week later he received a packet via post. I found him laughing by the door with nice
black armani undies in one hand and »we believe this is yours, best wishes« note in the other.